There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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