You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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