hotel room ftw
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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