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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
they're like a gay fantastic four
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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