she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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