She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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