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He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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