The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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