I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm always down for nudity.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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