"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Congratulations! We have a period
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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