I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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