My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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