I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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