if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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