I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
