There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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