i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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