the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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