found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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