The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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