But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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