i jhust puked up my retainher.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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