My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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