Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My dick has a subreddit
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
My feet surprised me
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