They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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