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• (614): View more from Ohio

  This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz

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  Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....

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• (530): View more from California

  We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd

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• (516): View more from New York

  PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.

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  you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?

  (251): View more from Alabama

  Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.

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• (518): View more from New York

  MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out

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