I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Swine flu is the new snow day.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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