that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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