boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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