wake up i wanna do it froggy style
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She told me I should be a condom model.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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