I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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