I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
