pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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