Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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