We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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