Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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