That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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