i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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