and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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