I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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