if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
