I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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