i permit you to call me
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize