New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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