Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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