idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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