I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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