That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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