Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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