Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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