yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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