The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Who died my cat blue again?
Oh god it's open bar.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
