Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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