I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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