I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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