I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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